The Loved Ones … not one for the squeamish … the tag line is Prom Night Can Be Torture (the wags).

The Loved Ones … not one for the squeamish … the tag line is Prom Night Can Be Torture (the wags).

Last Ride.  Not an easy one to watch.

Last Ride.  Not an easy one to watch.

Fires of damnation and the cawing crow, etc. And don’t forget the white horse killed at the train crossing. Still, I liked it.

Fires of damnation and the cawing crow, etc. And don’t forget the white horse killed at the train crossing. Still, I liked it.

Find out name of this actress, in Sleepless Night.

Find out name of this actress, in Sleepless Night.

Notes on The Sessions

The Sessions

1 hour 25 mins

Helen Hunt, William Macy

Polio victim

rides around prone on this gurney (no snow tires)

iron lung

voiceover of his poetry

Berkeley 1988

fat caretaker gives sponge bath, ejaculates, whoops

goes to church

William Macy as long-haired priest

“you need me more than i need you”

Mark O’Brien

Pretty new girl attendant, Amanda

handsome boyfriend

pole dancer?

“I love you.” … now he’s blown it

Also said he wanted to marry her… she left.

“Father, I need a hug.” That’s what hippie priests are good for.

Who is bankrolling this guy’s care?

New attendant, Vera … pulled back hair, glasses, she has contrived severe look

“Sex and the disabled”

Center for Sexuality and Disability at Berkeley

Your problem is that you can’t masturbate.

“Sex surrogates”

Priest troubled by sex outside of marriage

“He’ll give you a free pass on this one.” — hippie priest

A very gaunt Helen Hunt appears, she’s keeping young through starvation

“Your money’s on the desk over there.”

Bad intermittent Boston accent

Six session limit

Is this actor really disabled? Or just acting?

Helen Hunt gets naked, bod still good for an old lady, has she had kids?

Blue eyeshadow

touch tits

ejaculates, that was quick

“Next time we’ll start to work on intercourse.”

Vera isn’t Chinese, why are they saying she’s Chinese

Degree hanging on Helen Hunt’s wall, this means she’s a pro :)

Married to bruiser with tattoo who says she’s a saint

Hunt hasn’t had her tits enlarged, fortunately.

Instant ejaculation this time

Afraid it won’t fit from the textbook

Instant ejaculation again

Google Vera this actress, is she a hunxue?

Love helen hunt’s hippie dippie shirts, Indian things, don’t know what they’re called

Chinese hotel manager

Cunnilingus is a failure as he chokes

She’s more than a sexual therapist, she does cognitive therapy too, a shrink.

ejaculates more or less immediately

Raised Catholic, converting to Judaism

House husband philosopher

Inside me for five or six seconds

“Cheryl, did you come?”

Priest with six pack of beer labeled Beer

Therapist sitting at circa 1988 computer, not much money for props

Husband looks like a white haired Bill Bishop with a crew cut

Invites her to coffee, that’s a no-no

There’s the diploma on the wall again, bah

Schmaltzy music means they’re falling for each other

“Who’s that gimp with that beautiful blonde.”

Husband opens love poem letter and reads it, threw it out, uh oh

teenage son, should be safe to split up, no little ones involved

she retrieves love letter from trash

Amanda visits… is she Jewish? or Italian?

Amanda says “I love you.” Kisses him goodbye.

Hotel manager invites Vera out.

Working on simultaneous orgasm… “What’s that.” First laugh out loud moment

Schmaltzy piano music and strings, oh dear

He says “I love you,” she says, “I love you.”

This isn’t going to end well, only six sessions, yes?

How old is Helen Hunt? Probably does yoga.

challenging movie, won’t be a mainstream audience for it

Hunt drives monster station wagon with fading faux wood paneling … they haven’t made those in ages

Power goes out, iron lung stops

Has three hours

drops pencil dialer, predictably

“So this is how it ends.”

wakes in hospital

Rod got to him in time

Meets Susan a volunteer in hospital

Tells her he’s not a virgin

hippie priest smokes predictably

spent five years with susan

ends with his death

“three beautiful women all loved me”

49 year old

Susan is Jewish

Read his love poem at his funeral

Won’t be a big box office hit, this one, but I enjoyed the challenge

In memory of Mark O’Brien

Notes on West of Memphis

West of Memphis

Documentary

2 hours 27 minutes

1993 … triple murder of eight year old boys

teenage suspects

“never warshed it”

“Where’s Bubba?”

“I’m scared to death.”

“Three children missing”

kids in a ditch

they have scene on camera (mother being told son dead) that’s very hard to watch

hog tied, thrown in water, “genitals mutilated?”

satanic cult?

jesse misskelley (odd surname)

jesse “confessed”

“we kill dogs and stuff”

lots of courtroom footage

Damien as mastermind?

Jury finds guilt on three counts of capital murder

Jesse life in prison, Jason life in prison, Damien gets death by lethal injection

“community relieved”

Jump to 2009

Paradise Lost HBO documentary about the case, original one

Devil’s Knot — book about the case 

“Memphis Commercial Appeal”

“I didn’t know nothing about it.”

Jessie borderline mentally retarded, “kinda slow minded”

Police (Gary Gitchel) asked leading questions of Jessie, then he told the story back

Jurors “not paying attention” during alibi (which was rock solid)

“Free the West Memphis Three”

Henry ROllins got involved, benefit concert

Peter Jackson got involved (movie guy)

Suspects were “bottom of the barrel, poor white trash”

No physical evidence

Prosecutor got ahold of juvenile inmate who said Jason confessed murders to him (not true)

John Douglas, FBI profiler involved

“Lust Murder” — blunt force trauma, sexual mutilation to one, hog tied … appeared to be sexually motivated

First suspects are family, stepfathers

30 pubic hairs plus the roots

Paradise Lost 2 … accused John Mark Byers, no motive, no opportunity — just as bad a witch hunt as original case

“I lied on the stand.”

Counsel for the defense says he was inexperienced

John Fogelman prosecutor … political ambition?

Diver given description and location of knife, reporter told to come to lake to report on “discovery”

Fogelman “had a hunch” … thrown into lake a year before the crime

Prosecutor-controlled crime lab in Arkansas

Peretti incompetent … nothing in photos shows a knife was used

Animal activity caused post-mortem scratching

Turtles will go for scrotum, penis, nose, lips — soft tissue

Not a lust murder, post-turtle finding … “personal cause” murder, against one of the kids

Nothing matched DNA of Damien, Jason, or Jessie

Hair found inside a ligature

Lots of file photos of dead kids shown, not easy to look at

Stepfather Terry Hobbs now the focus of the case

lady Private Investigator hired

Stevie Branch … 

Want to get Terry Hobbs’s DNA, stole cigarette butts from ashtray

2007 DNA match for Terry Hobbs

Hobbs won’t give DNA voluntarily

Amanda, Stevie’s sister, druggie, tats of parents’ names on wrist

David Jacoby, friend of Terry Hobbs

Barry Scheck — Innocence Project

Judge Burnett denies DNA appeal

No way Burnett can be unbiased

Johnny Depp, Patti Smith, Eddie Vedder? got involved (celebrities embraced)

Burnett becomes state senator, Henry versus Fogelman for judge’s seat, Henry wins

Terry Wayne Hobbs (middle name Wayne key)

Hobbs sues Dixie Chicks, gives opportunity to depose him

2009 deposition

Hobbs neighbor Mildred French, broke in, grabbed out of shower.  ”He’s sick.” Arrested.

“He creeped me out.”

“He’s got a look of plum evil.”

Aggravated assault

Backhanded Pam Hobbs, “paid more attention to son than husband”

whipped Stevie with belt, held his hands up in there

locked Stevie up in the closet

Would make Stevie watch him masturbate

Would make Stevie mess with Amanda

Amanda blocked out sexual abuse? Stevie hit her with a belt

“He loves Amanda but he don’t love me.”

Pam and Terry Hobbs on Geraldo

Played guitar before starting “search”

David Jacoby calls Terry Hobb on camera, tries to entrap? Hobbs but he doesn’t crack

“Stevie, I’m gonna bust your ass.”

Kids drowned, despite blunt force trauma

18 years to think up answers

Appeals court now appear sympathetic

“Hobbs Family Secret”

Uncle Michael knows truth, kids know

2010 Arkansas supreme court has ruled in favor of new hearing

“never ending bureaucracy” … hearing delayed indefinitely

Go straight to a new trial, no evidentiary hearing needed

Attorney General … Alford plea … “maintain innocence, plead guilty”

State doesn’t want embarrassment of a new trial  

Jason would rather stay in jail and fight, so plea fails

Another sort of prisoner’s dilemma

Jason was 16 years old … didn’t throw friends under bus then

Jason eventually decides in best interest to accept Alford plea

“Tragedy on all sides”

No civil law suit can be filed

August 2011, free

Get three hours a week for visits in prison

18 years in jail for a crime they didn’t commit

His Daddy once stood up on that gate with lao Mao.

His Daddy once stood up on that gate with lao Mao.

Tiny Men of Hollywood … I knew a lot of these guys were super short, but Javier Bardem and Jason Statham are a surprise … I thought they were both big guys.

Tiny Men of Hollywood … I knew a lot of these guys were super short, but Javier Bardem and Jason Statham are a surprise … I thought they were both big guys.

Random Notes on Plunder Road

Plunder Road (1957)

Overwraught, hyper opening music during credits

“They hit a bump, we’re all angels.”

creepy white stocking masks

leaps onto the slick top of a train moving at high speed

gassing the guards through roof vent

boxes conveniently marked “US Mint”

blew the door with aid of cigarette lighter

heavy boxes — gold?

[why not transfer boxes to a station wagon? dump trucks,split up]

ah, they are concealing the loot with boxes of coffee(?), splitting up

“ABC Truck Rentals”

hiding other boxes in house moving truck

also hiding boxes in tanker truck (smart)

drowning out a noisy gum chewer with the radio

“that’s a college education for ya.”

“over $10,000,000 in gold to the San Francisco depository.”

“the best wheelman in the business”

“the ghost-faced bandits”

“oh, i don’t smoke, i just want to make sure i don’t start”

shot him in the back

ok, one truck caught

“just follow orders, fella”

[why do they have to move the gold at all, just store it somewhere]

“nowadays everything’s got a system, it’s pretty hard to beat”

dropped his handgun while checking the oil, gas tank overfilling, splashing on the ground (nice effect)

had to shoot the old guy, didn’t have a choice

“had to”

Sexy waitress at the taco shop

“Driving back this way soon?”

“You want to be scared, Frankie, go ahead. But don’t be stupid.”

“He’s 4500 pounds overweight, better check him.”

“what’s the matter, pal?”

brought her suitcase to the office

she fires up the smelter

ambulance siren had ‘em scared

“a stinking, lousy ambulance”

“Columbia Foundry”

“air pollution control”

“smog ticket” 

“let’s forget the whole thing”

chrome the gold cast parts (bumpers, hubcaps, grille, trim)

[Fran looks like a man.]

“Relax, Frankie, we got it made.”

fender bender, rear ended

“Hey George, look at that bumper, it’s gold!”

Frankie shot

drops off bridge onto truck top, rolls off, squashed

Crime couldn’t pay in 1957 (there was The Code)

“Driving back this way soon?”

“Driving back this way soon?”

“Crime is only a left-handed form of human endeavor”

“Crime is only a left-handed form of human endeavor”

Random Notes on The Asphalt Jungle

John Huston 1950

Sterling Hayden (again)

overwrought opening music

lonely squadcar

hide handgun in cash register

“we’ll book him on vag”

witness chickens out

give you one more chance…

“you better be on the legit, pal”

“well, here’s to the drink habit”

girlie calendar

“don’t bone me!”

“Dix, it’s me, Doll.”

running mascara

fence will take 50%

Lawyer Emmerich

Norma Jean! 

“it’s the water that makes the whiskey fit to drink”

big hick

“one way or another, we all work for our vice”

Emmerich is broke

stuffs a bill in the lieutenant’s pocket

“behind the walls”

“if you want fresh air, don’t look for it in this town”

“don’t worry doc, we’ll collect”

bedridden wife, mae

crawled under the “electric eye”

safecracker

nobody heard a thing

alarm bell ringing though

“a store cop? let me worry about him”

safecracker shot by the watchman’s dropped gun

chorus of sirens

“i’d just like to see the color of your money”

Dix shot

Insurance company might pay 25% 

sirens “sound like a soul in hell”

police detectives in buttoned-up trenchcoats

“just good old dirty politics”

“you’d spill your guts in half an hour”

slapfest with “Cobby,” crying like a baby

the commissioner is here … to arrest Emmerich

“you big banana-head”

“crime is only a left-handed form of human endeavor”

Doc got a knock in the train yards

Love the bloody head, nod

“what can you do against blind accidents”

“greed made me blind”

“Consorting with a woman young enough to be his granddaugher is disgusting!”

“I’m sorry, Unlcle Lon”

“Don’t worry, baby, you’ll have plenty of trips.”

blast of suicide gun ruffles ripped-up note, a nice touch

“you dirty fink”

“For $50 I’d drive you to the North Pole”

Interesting exchange with German cabbie, 1950 not a long time from WWII

dancing to the juke box

sort of a wonderful dance as the cops wait for Riedenschneider - beautiful scene

“that’s a darn funny question”

Dix dying waiting at the RR crossing

Dix runs from the Doc’s

Commissioner’s big speech — “the jungle wins”

Dix has made it back to Kentucky horse country

Dix can die on the old farm, horses curious - bad guys couldn’t win in  1950 (there was a code)

The End

Random Notes on Killer Joe

Love the zippo lighter opening and closing (sound only)

Blue filter

trailer park

pit bull named t bone

world’s most soundproof trailer

love the bare bush door opening

oh it’s his mama, er stepmama

superhero villain in one piece long johns

needs 6K or he’s dead

more blue filter

guys can’t deliver their lines - amateur actors, esp this kid

gonna put a contract out on his mama

dallas tx

sleepwalking sis

braless dottie

matthew mcconaughey as the hitman

braless dottie in faded denim short shorts, spaghetti string tank top

“he set his genitals on fire”

superhero sprays spittle

dodge charger? 

dottie as Lolita character

dottie is dotty

monster trucks on the tv

matthew mcconaughey too effeminate looking. not a realistic tough 

guy

bare-ass matthew mcconaughey

bad make-up for the beaten boy who can’t act

kid inexplicably has second thoughts

bad dialogue badly delivered

mama’s in the trunk, dead

nothing suspicious about that fire

car explodes in a very non-mythbusters way

wore his best ballcap

Rex is beneficiary

the kid doesn’t have white trash teeth

Gotta go to… Peru

Kid’s gone pigeon-toed following his beating

token black guy shows up to sell kid handgun

“K Fry C”

More monster trucks on the TV, monster truck channel

“Is that your dick, Ansel.”

Smeared mascara

violence against women, makes me queasy

suck the chicken leg or else

becoming hard to watch, must ffwd, no dialogue

Busch beer in a can

Kid doesn’t say, gee, what happened to your face?

braless dottie in nightie says grace

pumpkin can face smash

gutshot

“I’m gonna have a baby.”

Sheesh, that was about as bad as it gets. Terrible.

Poor Dottie is dotty.

Poor Dottie is dotty.

“So you’re new to the Yabba?”

“So you’re new to the Yabba?”